Last weekend I did some DEEP spring cleaning....well...sort of.
In between working 400 calves with the neighbors, AI'ing our cows and putting fly tags in the neighbors' and our's, there was only so much DEEP cleaning I could do! (Good thing our house is small!)
Anyway...I pulled out the night stand in our bedroom, expecting to find some dog hair around the base, because when you have a huge dog that often sleeps in front of said night stand, that is bound to happen.
I had my Dyson ready to suck up the poodle-size ball of Saint Bernard fur I was sure to find -- but then noticed some red specks in the carpet. Since we are not known for having knife fights or throwing Ninja stars at each other, there was only one culprit it could be......WINE! Yes! Wine! Deep, red, dark, dried-on-the-carpet-for-months WINE!
Yes, I am guilty. I can't blame it on anyone else because I am the only wino living in our residence. However, I don't recall ever spilling any in that room since we moved in....8 or 9 months ago! And I really thought I had cleaned it up pretty good -- it's still a mystery how it even got under the heavy, huge night stand in the first place. I have tried a million remedies to remove wine stains, and yet this is the only one that has ever worked:
John Deere Carpet Stain Remover works miracles.
Animal poo - gone.
Cat/dog puke - gone.
Ketchup - gone.
Mud - gone.
Blood - gone.
I know you must be thinking that we sure have gross carpet -- I have not had to use it on all of the above items, but the people I work with have, and they sing its praises just like I do.
Wine - yes, even wine - GONE!
Spray it on the stain. Scrub with a brush (or towel). Let Dry. STAIN GONE!
I once spilled an entire glass....not a 4 oz. glass...more of a fishbowl size glass of Merlot on our BRAND SPANKIN' NEW carpet. This happened less than 24 hours after my husband read me my rights about drinking wine in the basement living room with said new carpet. They went as such:
1. You will NOT drink red wine in the basement living room on the new carpet.
And that about summed it up. However, he was roping that night at the arena and I had an unwatched upside of ABC's Mistresses to watch....so I figured "what he doesn't know won't hurt him."
Imagine the panic I felt when I tripped trying to grab a blanket off the other end of the couch and SPLAT! My whole glass of wine "runneth over." I did what any good wife would do -- HURRY UP AND HIDE IT! Except, because I had this lovely, magic bottle of carpet cleaner, there was no hiding to be done. STAIN. GONE. in about 5 minutes. PHEW! To this day, Mr. Wine Police still doesn't know it even happened...and I doubt he will ever read this, so my secret is safe!
Get up from your computer, go to your local John Deere dealership. And buy a bottle....of carpet cleaner....then go buy a bottle of.....RED WINE!
You can't thank me later.
Tuesday, June 9, 2015
Tuesday, April 28, 2015
Taos, Ted and the No Good, Horrible, Very Bad Day
CRP grass.
windy. Perfect weather for two strapping, young Saint Bernards to run and play and frolic in the
Mom was by the barn planting her gladiolas and my best friend, Ted, and I were wrestling around on the grass beside her. Ted ate too much grass and threw up.....twice....even after Mom told him that would happen. Mom kept telling us what good boys we were for not digging in the dirt where she planted her flowers.
When she got done, she put her spade back in the shed and was feeding Titsy and her kittens in the barn when, to say the least, all hell broke loose.
A black and white cat with a BIG tail and pointy nose came out of the CRP and then waddled back in....Ted and I are very protective of our yard, and that wasn't "our" cat, so, out of necessity, we chased it.
Mom heard the commotion and came out of the barn. She yelled "NO!" and I stopped in my tracks. Teddy, on the other paw, was on a mission. While mom continued to call him and yell at him to STOP he did.....but then started flopping like an idiot around on the ground and barking. I couldn't take it anymore so I joined him.
Mom continued yelling at us and when we finally listened, she was furious.....and we smelled funny. That black and white cat must have had some "issues" because when we got close it shot a stinky, yucky liquid in our direction.
I heard mom call dad and tell him that the dogs had been sprayed by a "Skunk" - what a strange name for a cat. Anyway, we got loaded into the back of the pick up and hauled to Dad's calving barn. Then, mom started pouring red water on us...very strange behavior.
Her and dad dumped 8 big cans of this stuff on us, then sprayed us with the hose. Shampoo, rinse, repeat. Baths never have lasted this long in the past.
After we were dried with the same contraption I have seen Mom use on the show calves, we looked and smelt like a million bucks.
I haven't seen the black and white cat since last night, but I sure can still smell him in the yard. Once we are out of what I overheard Mom call "doggy jail," we will plot how to chase him down again.
windy. Perfect weather for two strapping, young Saint Bernards to run and play and frolic in the
Mom was by the barn planting her gladiolas and my best friend, Ted, and I were wrestling around on the grass beside her. Ted ate too much grass and threw up.....twice....even after Mom told him that would happen. Mom kept telling us what good boys we were for not digging in the dirt where she planted her flowers.
When she got done, she put her spade back in the shed and was feeding Titsy and her kittens in the barn when, to say the least, all hell broke loose.
A black and white cat with a BIG tail and pointy nose came out of the CRP and then waddled back in....Ted and I are very protective of our yard, and that wasn't "our" cat, so, out of necessity, we chased it.
Mom heard the commotion and came out of the barn. She yelled "NO!" and I stopped in my tracks. Teddy, on the other paw, was on a mission. While mom continued to call him and yell at him to STOP he did.....but then started flopping like an idiot around on the ground and barking. I couldn't take it anymore so I joined him.
Mom continued yelling at us and when we finally listened, she was furious.....and we smelled funny. That black and white cat must have had some "issues" because when we got close it shot a stinky, yucky liquid in our direction.
I heard mom call dad and tell him that the dogs had been sprayed by a "Skunk" - what a strange name for a cat. Anyway, we got loaded into the back of the pick up and hauled to Dad's calving barn. Then, mom started pouring red water on us...very strange behavior.
Her and dad dumped 8 big cans of this stuff on us, then sprayed us with the hose. Shampoo, rinse, repeat. Baths never have lasted this long in the past.
After we were dried with the same contraption I have seen Mom use on the show calves, we looked and smelt like a million bucks.
I haven't seen the black and white cat since last night, but I sure can still smell him in the yard. Once we are out of what I overheard Mom call "doggy jail," we will plot how to chase him down again.
Sunday, April 12, 2015
Get Crafty
Last night, a great friend of mine hosted a Girl's Night In where we drank wine and beer, had yummy snacks and made burlap wreaths.
I've been to a few cork and canvas/wine/painting get together a, but have never been proud enough of my painting to actually hang it up. And usually my living husband teases me so bad about my painting it gets put in the back of the closet.
Thursday, April 9, 2015
Sportsmanship isn't Just for Sports
Someone once told me , “Raising show stock isn’t always the best way to raise livestock, but it
is a great way to raise your kids.”
With spring progress shows and county fair season
approaching, animals being groomed daily and feed rations being perfected to
get the perfect condition on your show stock, I think we need to take a step
back and remember one of the truly important things to teach our youth at livestock
shows: good sportsmanship.
Whether you show only at your county fair or at big shows
like the National Western, the rules of show ring etiquette are the same across
the board.
Share these simple rules of show ring sportsmanship with your fellow showmen,
their parents and club leaders. It never hurts anyone to have a refresher
course on what 4-H, FFA and junior cattle associations are really all about: GREAT KIDS and GREAT LIVESTOCK!
S – Shake Hands
I don’t care if you were tenth out of ten, or first out of
fifty, shake hands with the judge after the show. Thank them for their time. If they gave you
good tips on showmanship, animal selection, or any other advice, thank them for that too.
Shake hands with the winner. We have all been to a show;
there is ONE overall champion and ONE reserve champion selected. Congratulate
them on their big win even if they aren’t your best buddies. Part of healthy
competition is accepting that you might not always be the winner and being humble about your victory when you are.
On the opposite side, if you have had a good show and finish
on top, congratulate others on their accomplishments as well. Take the time to tell a class winner you liked
their animal, or that they did a great job in showmanship. Good feedback can be
very motivating; especially if you are an older, more experienced showman
telling a first-year junior they did a nice job.
One of the important hands that you need to shake – that
often goes overlooked – is the person or committee that organized and hosted
the show. The behind-the-scenes work that goes into an event like that takes
weeks upon weeks to put together. Make sure you thank them before you leave, or
even better, when you get there!
H – Help Your
Neighbor
When the steer in front of you puts on his brakes and won’t
move forward, reach ahead, twist his tail and get the train of cattle back on
its tracks. Not only will the showman with the stuck steer appreciate your
help, but also the judge will see your courtesy in the show ring and it could
bump you up a ribbon placing in showmanship.
Help your neighbors in the barn too. Clean walkways, stalls
and having no equipment obstacle courses are so important when fair-goers walk through
the barns to view the livestock. If you see an animal “relieve themself” in the
walkway, get off your lawn chair, grab a scoop and take care of it. It doesn’t
matter who is on the end of the halter, take a second out of your game of Candy
Crush and help them out. They likely will return the favor.
O – Own Your Actions
IN and OUT of the Show Ring
Ownership of actions may be the most important rule in this
guide and may also be the hardest for some to digest. This applies to parents, showmen
and spectators alike. There is so much emotion at livestock shows that gets
misread because of the actions people take or reactions it causes people to
have.
Maybe you thought your hog should have placed higher than
the one that won your class. It’s okay to be disappointed, but pitching a fit
is not going to change the judge’s opinion or the show results. All it is going
to do is make you look like a poor sport.
The same goes for someone that won the whole show – it’s
okay to celebrate your hard work paying off. Accept the congratulatory remarks
from other showmen, their parents and spectators, you have done well, but make
sure you are humble about it.
Your actions reflect on you, your family and even your 4-H
club, FFA chapter and state association. Make your people proud regardless of
ribbon color – own your actions!
W- Work Hard BEFORE
the show - not only AFTER you have arrived.
Nothing is harder to deal with in showmanship or day-to-day
in the barns than unruly critters. If you put in your time, daily, at home,
your heifer or steer won’t be the one in the barns knocking over fans and
running all over you during showmanship. Now, I won’t say I never had a super
tame animal at home that got to a show and to say the least “FREAKED OUT.”…..But,
9 times out of 10, the time you put in at home with that animal rinsing,
blowing and practicing showmanship will pay off at the fair.
M – Market Yourself
and Your Animal as a Package Deal
In showmanship – the judge is looking at YOU and how YOU
prepared your animal for the show. In a breeding or market class – the judge is
looking at the quality of the animal. However, this doesn’t mean your
showmanship style should be different. The woman that taught me the most about
showing livestock once told me, “Show like every class is showmanship.”
Meaning: present the animal and its best features every time you are in the ring
and the rest is easy.
A –Accept the Judge’s
Opinion on Show Day
As I said before, not everyone is going to walk away with a
trophy on show day – this isn’t Mutton Bustin’. Listen to the judge throughout
the day and the reasons he gives after placing each class. Listening to the
judge is ESPECIALLY important in showmanship. He may give you tips to present
your animal better the next time you come into the ring for market or breeding
class.
While you may not agree with everything the judge does –
very seldom does everyone agree on ALL of a judge’s selections, but be courteous,
they were hired to judge that show and you need to let them do their job.
Remember that on another day with another judge, the results
may have had a different outcome. But this is not another day and the judge is
not someone else. His or her opinion is the one that matters in the ring that
day – accept their choices and congratulate the winners. If you have done your
part to make your animal presentable and well behaved in the ring, you still
get to chalk up a personal “win” for yourself in my book.
This is an important rule for parents to remember too. Your actions after the Champion is selected
are just as important as your kids’. Congratulate the winner - whether it is a class winner or the Overall
Grand – and keep encouraging your kids and the other showmen to work hard in
and out of the show ring. A pat on the back never hurt anyone.
N – Nice Guys Don’t
Always Finish Last
The people you meet and the friends you make will be one of
the most important souvenirs of your showing career. In fact, they will become
part of your “stock show family.”
Remember to be NICE – trust me, it won’t kill you. When you
see a young showman stuggling or maybe that needs a good tip on hair training,
setting up their animal or even as simple as getting their number in their
harness, help them!
Juniors look up to the seniors. Be a good role model, be
mindful of your actions and remember to have a good time.
If you have been given the opportunity to show livestock,
you are privileged. Use that privilege to be a good showman, a good friend and
to be a good sport in and out of the show ring.
To the parents out there making sacrifices so that your kids can show livestock - thank you. After all, it may not be the best way to raise livestock, but it is definitely a great way to raise your kids.
To the parents out there making sacrifices so that your kids can show livestock - thank you. After all, it may not be the best way to raise livestock, but it is definitely a great way to raise your kids.
Wednesday, April 8, 2015
Taos and the Easter Kittens
(As written by Taos)
We had so much excitement over the weekend! My friend, "Tits," (no one said my parents were great at naming cats), came inside to eat on Saturday night. She has had a pretty big belly these days and last time she looked like this she gave me seven new little friends to play with. (I didn't say anything to her though, I didn't want to hurt her little cat feelings.)
Anyway, she came in to eat before we all went to bed, and PLOP, there it was ... Kitten #1. Right there in the living room! Mom's eyes got SO big when she saw it. I overheard them talking about how we needed to "put her right back outside so she didn't have "them" in the house." Too late!
I was SO excited I couldn't hardly stay away from it. Mom made me go lay on my bed though, and because I am a good boy, I did. Mom put Tits and her tiny kitten in a laundry basket and put them in the bathroom. By morning she had a total of FIVE! I love them so much!
I want nothing more than to crawl inside that basket with them and snuggle. Mom really needs to buy bigger laundry baskets. I keep them company by sleeping as close as I can get to them at night and I check on them often. I love new friends!
It's important for me to protect my barn yard friends. After all, I am a Cow Dog.
Note to self: Remind Mom to invest in king size laundry basket before any more kittens are born.
I love to watch them crawl around in their basket. |
Anyway, she came in to eat before we all went to bed, and PLOP, there it was ... Kitten #1. Right there in the living room! Mom's eyes got SO big when she saw it. I overheard them talking about how we needed to "put her right back outside so she didn't have "them" in the house." Too late!
I was SO excited I couldn't hardly stay away from it. Mom made me go lay on my bed though, and because I am a good boy, I did. Mom put Tits and her tiny kitten in a laundry basket and put them in the bathroom. By morning she had a total of FIVE! I love them so much!
One week before she had her kittens. |
I want nothing more than to crawl inside that basket with them and snuggle. Mom really needs to buy bigger laundry baskets. I keep them company by sleeping as close as I can get to them at night and I check on them often. I love new friends!
It's important for me to protect my barn yard friends. After all, I am a Cow Dog.
Note to self: Remind Mom to invest in king size laundry basket before any more kittens are born.
Monday, April 6, 2015
My Favorite Milk Replacer
My "herd" of cows started with two orphaned heifers I got from my godparents when I was 5 years old - "Bess" and "Butterfly." Mixing up milk replacer in their bottles was always a little frustrating. I had a hard time getting out all the clumps.
Once I grew out of the bucket calf phase of my life, we had very few we bottle fed unless we had a set of twins and the mom didn't have enough milk, but I still was never please with the milk replacer we were getting from our local Coop, until I tried Milk Formula 1™ from Kent Feeds.
We have one calf right now who's "aging mother" has a bad bag. We are supplementing him, once a day, with a bottle of Kent Milk Replacer. It mixes fast, smells good and is clump free within seconds.
I highly recommend this to anyone with a bucket calf project or orphaned calf on your farm. You won't regret it!
Once I grew out of the bucket calf phase of my life, we had very few we bottle fed unless we had a set of twins and the mom didn't have enough milk, but I still was never please with the milk replacer we were getting from our local Coop, until I tried Milk Formula 1™ from Kent Feeds.
We have one calf right now who's "aging mother" has a bad bag. We are supplementing him, once a day, with a bottle of Kent Milk Replacer. It mixes fast, smells good and is clump free within seconds.
I highly recommend this to anyone with a bucket calf project or orphaned calf on your farm. You won't regret it!
A Crock Pot Easter
This year my family didn't make big Easter plans. My husband's family lives on the other end of the state and since cattle need to eat every day, we seldom get away to go anywhere for holidays. Since it was just going to be Tim and me (and of course our dog, Taos) for Easter dinner I chose the simplicity route.
Before church I made Easter dinner in the crockpot....3 crockpots to be exact. We got 7 for our wedding 3.5 years ago....so this was not an issue.
Let's start with Cheesy Ranch Mashed Potatoes.
Cheesy Ranch Mashed Potatoes
Ingredients:
2 lb. red potatoes (skin left on)
Cooking Spray (I like PAM Olive Oil)
1/3 cup Sour Cream
1/4 cup Ranch (I like Hidden Valley Light Ranch)
1/4 cup Milk
3 Tbs. Butter or Margarine (I like Country Crock)
1/4 cup Italian blend shredded cheese
1/4 cup shredded Parmesan cheese
2 1/2 tsp. minced garlic
2 tsp. salt
1 tsp. black pepper
Directions:
Spray slow cooker with cooking spray. De-eye Potatoes. (remove the dark spots in the potato...they won't hurt you if you leave them, but my "Gram" always cut them out with a paring knife before cooking them, so I always cut them out with a pairing knife or peeler before cooking them. Trust me, that woman knew what she was doing!)
Slice into 2" cubes and place in bottom of crock pot. Cover and cook on Low for 5 hours.
Pour yourself a glass of wine (optional, but highly recommended!). Refill when empty. Repeat.
Remove lid and add Sour Cream, Ranch, milk, butter or margarine, cheese, minced garlic, salt and pepper. Use a potato masher or electric mixer to mash potatoes in crock pot to your desired consistency. Tim and I both like them a little lumpy....so I don't over mix!
Serve warm and enjoy!
While these potatoes do not need gravy, my husband is a big fan....I cheat in this department unless I have made chicken fried steak or browned some sausage....and I use a store-bought gravy mix. (Gasp! Pour more wine, you'll forget about the fact that it isn't homemade!) I have tried a few different kinds but this is my favorite: Williams Country Gravy Mix (Original Flavor).
I saved the best for last! NEBRASKA CROCKPOT CORN is my family's all-time favorite side dish!
I first learned about this dish at a Junior National cattle show. The Nebraska group was competing in a "Cook-Off" contest against the other states, and a lovely lady by the name of Joan Settles brought her recipe for Nebraska Crock Pot Corn. Best. Corn. Ever. Even my Oklahoma friends agree....just ask them!
NEBRASKA CROCKPOT CORN
Ingredients:
3 - 12 oz. pkgs. frozen corn
1/4 c. sugar
1/2 c. butter (cubed)
1 pkg. cream cheese
Salt and Pepper to taste
Directions:
Done! Dinner should all be in the crock pots and ready to go in just a few hours. Now, this next step is VITAL: Refill glass of wine!
Before church I made Easter dinner in the crockpot....3 crockpots to be exact. We got 7 for our wedding 3.5 years ago....so this was not an issue.
Let's start with Cheesy Ranch Mashed Potatoes.
Cheesy Ranch Mashed Potatoes
Ingredients:
2 lb. red potatoes (skin left on)
Cooking Spray (I like PAM Olive Oil)
1/3 cup Sour Cream
1/4 cup Ranch (I like Hidden Valley Light Ranch)
1/4 cup Milk
3 Tbs. Butter or Margarine (I like Country Crock)
1/4 cup Italian blend shredded cheese
1/4 cup shredded Parmesan cheese
2 1/2 tsp. minced garlic
2 tsp. salt
1 tsp. black pepper
Directions:
Spray slow cooker with cooking spray. De-eye Potatoes. (remove the dark spots in the potato...they won't hurt you if you leave them, but my "Gram" always cut them out with a paring knife before cooking them, so I always cut them out with a pairing knife or peeler before cooking them. Trust me, that woman knew what she was doing!)
Slice into 2" cubes and place in bottom of crock pot. Cover and cook on Low for 5 hours.
Pour yourself a glass of wine (optional, but highly recommended!). Refill when empty. Repeat.
Remove lid and add Sour Cream, Ranch, milk, butter or margarine, cheese, minced garlic, salt and pepper. Use a potato masher or electric mixer to mash potatoes in crock pot to your desired consistency. Tim and I both like them a little lumpy....so I don't over mix!
Serve warm and enjoy!
While these potatoes do not need gravy, my husband is a big fan....I cheat in this department unless I have made chicken fried steak or browned some sausage....and I use a store-bought gravy mix. (Gasp! Pour more wine, you'll forget about the fact that it isn't homemade!) I have tried a few different kinds but this is my favorite: Williams Country Gravy Mix (Original Flavor).
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Next up is the Slow Cooker Glazed Ham.
Ingredients:
5-7 lb. Bone-In Ham Roast
1 cup water
For glaze:
1/2 cup dark brown sugar
1/2 cup pure maple syrup
1/4 cup honey
2 Tbs. brown mustard
2 Tbs. flour our cornstarch (either works....I was out of cornstarch so I used flour).
Fresh Ground pepper to taste
Directions:
Trim all the skin and fat off meat that you can. Then cut a grid pattern 1/4" to 1/2 " deep on the roast. Place in slow cooker with 1 cup of water. Cook on Low 5-6 hours (or until heated through).
Remove from slow cooker and place into pan. Let rest for 15 minutes and then pat dry. In the meantime, prepare your glaze.
This would be a good time to check your wine glass....make sure you aren't in need of a refill!
Whisk brown sugar, maple syrup, honey, brown mustard, flour or cornstarch and pepper in a small sauce pan. Let it come to a boil and stir for a few minutes or until thickened.
Let the glaze rest for 5 minutes and then pour over ham roast.
Place the roast under the broiler for 5-7 minutes, or until glaze has caramelized. Spoon or brush any remaining glaze in the bottom over the roast. Remove from oven, slice, serve warm and enjoy!
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I first learned about this dish at a Junior National cattle show. The Nebraska group was competing in a "Cook-Off" contest against the other states, and a lovely lady by the name of Joan Settles brought her recipe for Nebraska Crock Pot Corn. Best. Corn. Ever. Even my Oklahoma friends agree....just ask them!
NEBRASKA CROCKPOT CORN
Ingredients:
3 - 12 oz. pkgs. frozen corn
1/4 c. sugar
1/2 c. butter (cubed)
1 pkg. cream cheese
Salt and Pepper to taste
Directions:
Put corn in crock pot. Add cubed butter and cream cheese (cut these up and leave them on top). Sprinkle sugar over corn. Cook on high for 1 hour, turn to low for 2-3 hours and stir it occasionally after the first hour).
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Done! Dinner should all be in the crock pots and ready to go in just a few hours. Now, this next step is VITAL: Refill glass of wine!
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